Flash 《霸王女友》 - 达人(DAVID:slow)

2005/02/14 | Flash 《霸王女友》
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每一个男人都会有女朋友
我也不例外
我的女朋友比一般的女朋友厉害
每天我都要早上7点起床
为她煮好早餐
还要小心翼翼地叫她起床
确定她的美梦完整地写上句号才能叫醒
等她饱饱地吃完早餐后
要安安全全地送她去坐公车上班
被迫着要在众人面前背颂那几句暂别前的伤心台词
"你知道我是多么的牵挂你么?"
"没有你在世界是多么的寒冷!"
"没有你在时间是多么的漫长!"
"你快回来!"
"......"
更无奈的是还要追她坐的车15分钟
之后才能回家去收拾自己的东西上自己的班
大概你也了解到我的女朋友是如何的霸道了吧?
我窝囊！？才不是！我是真正的男人！
每次跟她走在街上，遇到可怕的疯狗
我都会挺身而出！把那疯狗赶跑！
我还是堂堂的君子
被迫看女人不能超过3秒！包括阿婆...
我不吸烟！我不喝酒！
我不跟兄弟们去鬼混！
我简直就是新时代的活化石
为什么~为什么~为什么我有一个那样的女朋友
别人的女朋友对男朋友都是千依百顺的
为什么我却要千依百顺我的女朋友？
这问题我的兄弟已经问了我过万次
没有答案或者我是懒得去思考这问题的答案
但是很多时候
我的女朋友还是要我去思考世界上很多难题
例如
"为什么回家你不脱袜子！？多赃啊！！"
"我在脱鞋子哦!"
"我要你脱袜子为什么你却脱鞋子！？"
"我在脱鞋子哦"
"不行！我要你先脱袜子！！！"
"......"
于是，我成为了世界上第一个先脱袜子再脱鞋子的人
每天吃饭前
我都要先向女朋友汇报完吃饭和吃些什么再向上帝感恩
没办法女朋友希望成为我的上帝
但无奈上帝已经有个外国人在做了
所以她要求我把他放在第二位
也就是俗称的二奶
我的手机永远要保持开机状态
二十四小时都能找到我
她有什么不明白的我要马上放下手上的工作为她解决
把兄弟们的怨恨目光置之度外
到下班
我要准时在公车站
以最热烈最感人的形式迎接女朋友的回来
无论刮风下雨
晚上除了洗衣服扫地外
我还要陪她看一些无聊的电影
她哭了我要比她哭得更厉害
她笑了我要比她笑得更痛快
她要睡了
我要哼着歌儿哄她入眠
我的一天
都必须好好地，好好地，好好地
关心她~照顾她~爱护她
我想正常的人都会受不了这种生活
也会骂我没用但我早已习惯
为什么每天煮早餐她吃？
因为她让我体会到了作为母亲每天早上的辛劳
让我更爱我的母亲让我更爱以后孩子的母亲
为什么要送她去坐公车上班？
因为她比我更希望能多见对方一会
为什么要跟狗搏斗？
因为她需要我的勇敢
为什么不能看别的女人？
因为她比我更害怕失去对方
为什么要为难我？
因为她的下辈子只能依靠一颗包容的心
为什么要向她报告饮食?
因为她比我更关心我的健康
为什么要成为我的上帝？
因为我也是她的上帝
为什么要随时能找到我？
因为她比我更牵挂对方
为什么要尽可能的帮助她？
因为她只需要我去帮助她
为什么要准时接她下班？
因为她第一个想见到的人就是我
为什么要陪她喜怒哀乐？
因为她要我知道她地心
为什么要哄她入睡？
因为她比我更害怕做梦地时候梦不到对方......
以后我依然会
好好地好好地好好地
关心她照顾她爱护她
没任何理由
爱,是双方的.

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Lyric(English):

Every man has his girlfriend
I have one too
But my girlfriend is more redoubtable than others
I wake up before 7:00am everyday
and then prepare breakfast for her
I should arouse her from sleep
I must be very careful not to break her sweet dream
After she eats her full
Convoying her to the bus-stop is another necessary work I should do
She always forces me to elocnte some moving and romantic poems before I leave and in addition
to chase the bus which she takes for about 15 minutes
Then,when all these things have been done,it's time for me to go back home and take my brief case.
Well,now you know how sassy my girlfriend is?
You say I'm useless? No! I'm a real man!
If my girlfriend and I are walking on the street,and at that time,a crazy-dog comes to us
what should I do? Of course I will protect her!
And,I'm also a gentleman.
I never stare at a woman for more than 3 seconds,including old ladies.
I never smoke and drink.
I never play with bad guys.
I'm just like a moving fossil in this new century!
Why?Why?Why I have such a girlfriend?
why the other girls obey their boyfriends
but I must obey my girlfriend?
This question I've beed asked by my friends for many times.
But I have no answer.Or,I just don't want to think about it.
But
my girlfriend always asks me the most difficult question in the world
For example
Why won't you take off your hoses when you back home? How smelling!
I'm now taking off my shoes....
What? I told you to take off your hoses,but you told me you are now taking off your shoes?!
But,but....I....
I should take my shoes off first....
No way! Take off hoses first!
"......"
So,I become the first man who take off hoses then take off shoes.
Everyday before dining
I should report to my girlfriend what she will take then do the grace
because she'd like to be my god.
A foreigner has already been the god,
so she forces me to take her as my second god.
She wants me not to turn off my Mtel for any reason.
She can find me whenever she want
If she has some troubles,I must deal with them in a hurry
no matter how busy I am and how angry my friends are.
When she's off
I've to hurry to the bus-stop and receive her warmly
In the evening
after all the housework was finished,
I accompany with her to watch boring movies.
If she cries,I must cry my eyes out.
If she smiles,I must laugh.
When she's going to sleep,
I sing songs for her to help her make sweet dreams.
Everyday
I take care of her in such a kind way.
Well,a normal man can't bear this life.
Shouting at me is useless.I'm already used of it.
Why I prepare breakfast for her?
Because she lets me realize my mum's hard work on everyday morning.
So I will love my mum and my kid's mum more.
Why I convey her to bus-stop?
because she'd like to take one more sight of me.
Why I fight with the crazy-dog?
Because she needs my bravery so much.
Why I can't take one sight of the other women?
Because she's afraid of losing me.
Why she asks me so difficult questions?
Because I'm the only kind man she can depend on.
why I should report to her everyday before mealtime?
because she was rather concered about my health.
Why she wants to be my god?
Because I'm also her god.
Why she needs me at anytime?
Because she cares me so much.
Why I try my best to help her?
Because she just wants me to help her.
Why I receive her when she's off?
Because I'm the one she like to meet first after work.
Why I laugh and cry with her?
Because she'd like me to know her heart.
Why I sing songs to bring her into dreams?
Because she's afraid of losing me in her dream.
In the future
I will also take care of her
and love her,
without any reason.
lovers should love each others.

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PS:花了一个小时整理歌词,Miss her so much!!!; 0

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